Below is an an excerpt of an typical session of Parliament
HM THE QUEEN: Honourable gentlemen and Lords of this Parliament, please be seated.
THE SECRETARY OF STATE: Would Her Majesty please accept this houses most humble thanks for your Gracious presence in this House.
HM THE QUEEN: The Noble Lady is assured that I do take this House's thanks gladly.
MEMBER FOR SHELLBURY: Would Her Most Gracious Majesty agree that Her Majesty should appear more consensual in her speech to Her Majesty's Government's policies? I remind her Majesty that several times she has contradicted the governments stance to various issues to the press in the last three years of Conservative government.
HM THE QUEEN: The Right Honourable Gentlemen is an politician, so I understand the sincerity of words mean little to him.
MP's: No! general grumbling!
LADY SPEAKER: Order! Order! The Queen speaks!
HM THE QUEEN: - and as such I will remind the Right Honourable Gentlemen that if I wish to say what I do not mean, then grow to anger when people do not believe me, I would stand for parliament.
THE EARL OF CANTON: Would Her Majesty agree that she would be better to ask her Government and this Houses advice when it comes to finding Her Royal Highness the Princess Royal a husband? Her Royal Highness has been looking for an husband for two years now, and has little success.
HM THE QUEEN: The noble Lord forgets himself, the marriage of my daughter is business of the Royal House Maddox, and hence, not the concern of this House!
THE EARL OF CANTON: Preposterous!
LADY SPEAKER: Order! Order, or I shall name the Noble gentleman!
HM THE QUEEN: No, no, no sir, you again forget yourself. Whom should my daughter marry? King James II of Astralsideria took an Queen half his age, shall we see if he will go a little bit younger?
HM THE QUEEN: Or perhaps the noble Gentleman would rather The Princess Royal where to marry him? After all, you have been divorced thrice, are no women safe from your hunt? What next, shall you propose that I take you as my King!?
MEMBER FOR VINERA CENTRAL: On the subject of Astralsideria, would your Majesty agree that the Strath Island nationalist movement is dangerously close to antagonizing our Commonwealth ally, for whom His Most Serene Majesty claims Lordship over the Islands.
HM THE QUEEN: I am pleased to inform the Rt. Hon. gentleman that I have been in discussion with the Minister for Foreign Affairs, and that an State visit is to be arranged in which myself and His Most Serene Majesty shall discuss these issues.
MEMBER FOR HARGRAVE: I would like her Most Gracious Majesty to be aware that my constituents in Hargrave would like to extend an message of full support for the recent legalisation of homosexual adoption, and while I know some member's of this Party were against your Majesty-
MP's in Conservative Corner: Objection! grumbles!
LADY SPEAKER: Order, order!
MEMBER FOR HARGRAVE: - this Party were against your Majesty but her subjects are most definitely not!
HM THE QUEEN: I thank the Honourable gentleman, and all I can say is that I am the voice of my people.
DUKE OF ATOINE: Would her Majesty Consider the Bill submitted by the Lords independently asking for an increase of the number of Lords in he Chamber from 30 to 45.
HM THE QUEEN: I have received the Bill, and upon consultation with my Honourable Privy Council I have decided to submit it to this house upon our next meeting tomorrow.
LORDS: Hear Hear!
MEMBER FOR SULLINGHAM: Does her Majesty not think it would be better that the money that would be spent in the increase for basic education for the poor, rather than the bloated budget for the wealthy as would be done if this Chamber of Lords Act was passed? Is she aware-
LADY SPEAKER: I remind the The Rt. Hon Gentlemen that he is to use your Majesty when in the presence of the Crown!
MEMBER FOR SULLINGHAM: is your Majesty aware that an recent poll has shown that an increase of 8% of Children from low income families said they couldn't go to Higher education due to lack of funds?"
HM THE QUEEN: I am, but is the Rt. Hon. Gentleman also aware that an unprecedented amount is spent on education, something which has only risen annually? Is he also aware that 5 new government scholarships per school where announced at this years annual budget, for families of an low income? I assure the house that our government is addressing these issues.
HRH PRINCESS CAROLINE: I would like to extend my congratulations to Her Majesty on the Crown Prince's betrothal, and wish him many years of happiness.
HOUSE: Hear Hear!
HM THE QUEEN: I thank Her Royal Highness, such thoughts are in our prayers always.
HM THE QUEEN signals to the LADY SPEAKER
LADY SPEAKER: Her Most Gracious Majesty requests and Commands this House to adjourn for the day.
SECRETARY OF STATE: I thank Her Most Gracious Majesty for her time and considerations, and remind Her Majesty that we are her most humble servant.
HM THE QUEEN: I do grant this house with my approval and gratitude, God Bless Izzyshipper!
HOUSE: God Bless the Queen! God Bless the Queen!